The (D)ad List of Banned Dr. Seuss Books

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In honor of the Late Dr. Seuss’s Birthday, Role Daddy Eric Ruhalter pays tribute to some of his lesser known works, with the (D)ad List of Banned Dr. Seuss Books:
GREEN EGGS, HAM AND FUNNY CIGARETTES
THE CAT IN THE HAT COMES BACK TO SILENCE ANY WITNESSES
2 THINGS , 1 CUP
HOW THE GRINCH ACQUIRED ARMS-GRADE URANIUM
YERTLE THE TRANSGENDER TURTLE
AND TO THINK THAT I TURNED TRICKS ON MULBERRY STREET
HORTON SNIFFS SOME GLUE
MCELLIGOT’S POOL OF UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT WORKERS
THE STAR BELLY SNEETCHES RIOT IN PRISON AND OTHER STORIES
THIDWICK THE BIG HEARTED MOOSE’S PONZI SCHEME
OH, THE PLACES YOU’LL GO RUNNING NUMBERS!
THE LORAX CAN’T LIVE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A SCHOOL
MARVIN K. MOONEY WILL YOU PLEASE TEXT A NAKED PICTURE OF YOURSELF?!
Eric Ruhalter lives in Morristown, New Jersey with his wife, Kara & 3 rambunctious children. Eric is the creator of The KidDicitonary – A Book of Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids. For more of his wit and wisdom, except for wisdom, amuse yourself at www.TheKidDictionary.com.