THE (da)D LIST OF JUNKFOOD YOU SHOULD TAKE SPECIAL CARE TO AVOID

With transfats and high fructose corn syrup and other evil ingredients, there are way too many unhealthy food items for sale that are unconscionably marketed to our children. But, though they may receive less press, there are even MORE dangerous and unsanitary snacks on the market just waiting to be consumed by our youth. See below for the D(ad) List of Junkfood items you should take special care to keep away from your children.
TOE-CHEEZ DOODLES
REESE’S PROTECTIVE CUP
BUTTFINGER
KIT SKAT
CINNAMON ASBES-TOAST CRUNCH
GOOD ‘N PLASTIC
TICKS TACS
BIT O’ ARSENIC
SUGAR SCABIES
LEPER-SKIN PATTY
THREE PUS-KETEERS BAR
LICE KRISPIE TREATS
SNO CRAPS
eric.jpgEric Ruhalter lives in Morristown, New Jersey with his wife, Kara & 3 rambunctious children. Eric is the creator of The KidDicitonary – A Book of Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids. For more of his wit and wisdom, except for wisdom, amuse yourself at www.TheKidDictionary.com.