The D(ad) List of Theme Park Thrill Rides to Avoid This Summer

1. THE SWINE FLUME
2. THE JAGGED DERAILER
3. THE EJECTOR CARS
3. MACE MOUNTAIN
4. THE UNINSPECTED BEAST
5. THE WEE MACHINE
6. HURLING THUNDER
7. WEDGIE-BUNGEE!!
8. THROE OF DEATH
9. THE HERNIATED DISCO COASTER
10. THE SHITCHERPANTZ
11. SEISURE-ASAURUS
eric.jpgEric Ruhalter just released the second volume of his funny gift book for parents: “The KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids.” Take a hysterical look inside it in the videos at www.TheKidDictionary.com. Looking’s always free. Eric lives in Morristown, NJ with his wife Kara and 3 vocabulary-defying children.