The Rolemommy Holiday Letter
To friends, family and complete strangers who send us holiday cards each year...
In the interest of tree conservation and the fact that I never send out cards, I would like to wish all of you a very happy holiday. While the faces of my kids will not be gracing your mailbox or adorning your mantel, please be rest assured that your children will be smiling back at us every time we open our refrigerator over the next three months. I must say that for some of you who I know very well, I am always happy to see how your kids and animals have grown.
As for those of you whom I don't know - I'd like to just say, your kids look like they came straight out of a JC Penney catalog (no really, I mean it) and I hope that in 2010, I'll have the pleasure of actually meeting all of you in person. And for the families we've lost touch with over the years - especially the ones from Bermuda - we totally need to abandon this self-induced staycation so we can see you in the not too distant future.
Finally, even though my kids have started asking why we don't send holiday cards, the truth is, I don't have a snail mail list. Emails I have by the boatload, but regular addresses, that's a different story. And so, that is the real reason why you will never get a card from me. But if you're reading this, then all I can say is, mission accomplished. And now for our special message...
Happy Holidays from the Feldmans
No trees were cut down in the making of this holiday greeting.
A Big Shout out to those of you who celebrate Kwanza
and a Joyful New Year!