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THE (da)D LIST OF JUNKFOOD YOU SHOULD TAKE SPECIAL CARE TO AVOID

With transfats and high fructose corn syrup and other evil ingredients, there are way too many unhealthy food items for sale that are unconscionably marketed to our children. But, though they may receive less press, there are even MORE dangerous and unsanitary snacks on the market just waiting to be consumed by our youth. See below for the D(ad) List of Junkfood items you should take special care to keep away from your children.

TOE-CHEEZ DOODLES

REESE'S PROTECTIVE CUP

BUTTFINGER

KIT SKAT

CINNAMON ASBES-TOAST CRUNCH

GOOD 'N PLASTIC

TICKS TACS

BIT O' ARSENIC

SUGAR SCABIES

LEPER-SKIN PATTY

THREE PUS-KETEERS BAR

LICE KRISPIE TREATS

SNO CRAPS

Eric Ruhalter lives in Morristown, New Jersey with his wife, Kara & 3 rambunctious children. Eric is the creator of The KidDicitonary - A Book of Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids. For more of his wit and wisdom, except for wisdom, amuse yourself at www.TheKidDictionary.com.

Posted in: Blog, Role Daddy on 05/07/2010