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The (D)ad List of Banned Dr. Seuss Books

In honor of the Late Dr. Seuss's Birthday, Role Daddy Eric Ruhalter pays tribute to some of his lesser known works, with the (D)ad List of Banned Dr. Seuss Books:

GREEN EGGS, HAM AND FUNNY CIGARETTES

THE CAT IN THE HAT COMES BACK TO SILENCE ANY WITNESSES

2 THINGS , 1 CUP

HOW THE GRINCH ACQUIRED ARMS-GRADE URANIUM

YERTLE THE TRANSGENDER TURTLE

AND TO THINK THAT I TURNED TRICKS ON MULBERRY STREET

HORTON SNIFFS SOME GLUE

MCELLIGOT'S POOL OF UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT WORKERS

THE STAR BELLY SNEETCHES RIOT IN PRISON AND OTHER STORIES

THIDWICK THE BIG HEARTED MOOSE'S PONZI SCHEME

OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO RUNNING NUMBERS!

THE LORAX CAN'T LIVE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A SCHOOL

MARVIN K. MOONEY WILL YOU PLEASE TEXT A NAKED PICTURE OF YOURSELF?!

Eric Ruhalter lives in Morristown, New Jersey with his wife, Kara & 3 rambunctious children. Eric is the creator of The KidDicitonary - A Book of Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids. For more of his wit and wisdom, except for wisdom, amuse yourself at www.TheKidDictionary.com.

Posted in: Blog, Role Daddy on 03/02/2010