THE (d.a.)D-LIST by Eric Ruhalter
THE DAD LIST OF KIDS GAMES THAT PARENTS SHOULD DISCOURAGE THEIR CHILDREN FROM PLAYING
1. 1-2-3 SMOKE!
2. Hide and Go Seek a Meeting with a Stranger You Met Online
3. Pin the Tail on Your Mama
4. Hot Potato Fried in Trans-fatty Beef Lard
5. Taser Tag
7. Kick the Keg
8. Chutes and Ladders and Matches
9. Junkie in the Middle
10. I Spy: Through the Bedroom Window of the Young Couple Next Door
Eric Ruhalter just released the second volume of his funny gift book for parents: *The KidDictionary: Words Parents Need To Describe Their Kids.* Take a hysterical look inside it in the videos at www.TheKidDictionary.com. Looking's always free. Eric lives in Morristown, NJ with his wife Kara and 3 vocabulary-defying children.