RoleMommy.com -- Kiddy Commentary: February 2007

Kiddy Commentary: February 2007

Quick Kid Riddle

Latest entry from my four-year-old... Why did the cow cross the road? He wanted to get to the moo-vies.

--------

Posted in: Blog, Kiddy Commentary on 02/20/2007

Without fail, the moment I step into my house after a busy day at the office, my kids think that it's their signal to pounce on "Mommy." I can't even take my coat off with one of them telling me what I did wrong even though I wasn't home. "Mommy - why weren't you at my swim class today, all the other moms were?" Try to finagle your way out of that one - sure I made sure his dad watched him two days earlier in the same swim class (since they gave parents two options to watch their little fish perform), but that didn't count. Mommy wasn't there to clap for your doggy paddle so now I'm officially in your version of the dog house.

Oh, but it gets better. As I walk up the stairs to sneak away to my bathroom, my son's footsteps follow me in the distance. "MOMMY, WHERE ARE YOU???" "I'm hiding, where do you think I am?"

After prancing into my bedroom and swinging open the bathroom door, he finds me, sitting on my throne and thoroughly annoyed that I've once again been interrupted by my little prince.

"I SEE MOMMY'S PRIVACY!" Uh. Doesn't anybody knock anymore?

I think it's officially time to put a deadbolt in my bathroom or a plant a huge Do Not Disturb outside the door...then again - the kid can't read yet, so a kiddy proof lock will do just fine.

--------

Posted in: Blog, Kiddy Commentary on 02/08/2007

Latest News

Role Mommy Contributes To...

Role Mommy Events

December 12
Role Mommy at the Ritz!

If you want to spend an extra special Saturday with your kids, then do we have the event for you. Join Role Mommy at the Ritz Carlton on Saturday, January 24 where you and your kids will get to meet a celebrity nanny, the author of the best selling Baby Name Wizard, a tween novelist, a performance by the Elephant Ensemble Theater and much more.
December 8
2009 Events at White Plains Library

As we gear up for the new year, Role Mommy is pleased to announce our second annual Mom's Night Out series at the White Plains Library! Our first event, NEW YEAR, NEW YOU is scheduled for Tuesday, January 27. If you're ready to reinvent your life in 2009 then we have just the session for you!
December 5
A Role Mommy Yoga Event!

If you've spent any time with me, you will know that there's something I can just never do - relax. So imagine me yesterday with a fabulous group of mom bloggers, beauty, travel and wellness writers who got the chance to take a yoga class with instructor to the stars Dina Dillon.